Defending the controversial Vatican-China deal, Cardinal Pietro Parolin said Benedict XVI approved 'the draft agreement on the appointment of bishops.'
He was said 'to be of enormous size, with the head of a dog instead of a man.'
He is 'suspected of wiring the cash to recipients in Australia who helped ensure hostile testimony in the abuse trial of Cardinal George Pell.'
In two years, in total only five bishops were appointed under the agreement, and none for the 52 bishop-less dioceses in China.
It has only been accidentally extinguished three times since it was first lit by Jackie Kennedy on November 25th, 1963.
Known as Little Nellie of Holy God, Ellen Organ was a 4 year old mystic who inspired Pope Pius X to lower the age of communion.
Michelangelo sculpted more than one Pietà - known as the Bandini Pietà, the Renaissance master tried once to destroy it.
It will be the seventh time the pope has addressed the UN - and the first time ever virtually.
Holy See Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin said the first two years of the deal were 'not particularly exciting.'
Believe it or not, there's actually three different 'Lents' in the Church.